＂This is Junko Enoshima, the cute and Despairalicious! Make sure to summarize everything you want to say in ten words or less, otherwise I'm not gonna hear a lick of it!!＂
Slow and steady-- that doesn't fit with your other cliched lines at all.
[Cause if it did he'd be the winner right now!!]
And aw, I get carted off for a week and suddenly I lose favorites? Heartbreaking. Guess I better go ask Hyobu if he's looking for someone to be the thorn in his side.
Then what should I say? Should I say something completely expected or would you prefer to hear an out of character Junko Enoshima instead?
[ She's all about cliches, if it wasn't obvious!! ]
Eeehh....... I don't think he would even want you, you're nothing without that helmet of yours. Eren-kun on the other hand, is the perfect soldier! To the point where he's so boring! Aren't you happy for him?
[He's about to make a comment about his helmet and how it doesn't make him who he is, but the off the cuff comment about Eren makes him falter. "Perfect soldier." An uneasy feeling settles in at those words.]
Didn't realize you cared about the military, Junko. You don't seem like the type.
[ Junko giggles, enjoying what's become of this conversation immensely. ]
Awwww!! ~ How cute, you think you actually know me! You knoooow, you've always thought that, always always always.... I can see it, in the gleam of your eyes! Eren-kun's already tasted some of my Despair, too! Tee-hee! He's like a cute little German Shepherd! Uwaah, you should be so happy for him... He's even got a collar to celebrate his status!
[His eye twitches from how obnoxious her voice has suddenly become. Fuck. Forget beating her with a bat, next time he's going to slice off her tongue.
He takes the phone away from his mouth so Junko can only hear bare whispers of what he says next. Ignoring her, he thinks, should get her mad and desperate. She thrives off attention, as he's come to find.]
Guess Kite did a number on his head. Figures. His sister is going to be pissed. Hope she doesn't slam my head against one of her blades.
Yeah, Eren-kun is gonna take care of that for me, y'know?
[ He told her that he was injected with something, but she's not really going to tell Jason that. Her words are fairly ominous in itself, despite her upbeat and peppy tone. ] Thank you for telling me that, Jason-kun! I was wondering why that girl was screaming so beautifully when I showed her Eren-kun's ugly face...
[He brings the phone back up toward his ear, though not completely against it. Her voice is too vile right now to be put directly in his ear without him picturing smashing her face against a brick.]
You're all about making enemies, huh? Too bad I'm the only one with the balls to actually challenge you. Must get boring with just me.
ah.. how did you know? [ She admits openly, voice suddenly becoming the epitome of pathetic. ] but it's not just you, it's me.. i just get so very, very, very, very bored of everything so quickly it's Despair-inducing.
i mean... even you're starting to lose your luster. [ And she adds, almost knowingly: ] but your helmet isn't, though.....
Anyway we're about done here. I'm going to find my helmet and debate cracking your head open with it. Any other gems you'd like to deposit before I hang up?
What makes you fuckin' think I'll tell you that!!?
[ She shouts violently, soon laughing it off as if it never happened. ]
Everything I do always comes back full circle, it's so sad how you couldn't figure that out. Go ahead and ask Eren-kun in a couple! [ She quickly gasps. ] Whoops!! That's a spoiler, isn't it? So-rry!
Anyway... Good luck finding your helmet! Upupupupu... You're gonna need it.
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[Haha just kidding, there will always be problems. Always.]
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[ In other words yes there will be problems. ]
Besides, my favorite unwitting roomie isn't you anymore.
voice;
[Cause if it did he'd be the winner right now!!]
And aw, I get carted off for a week and suddenly I lose favorites? Heartbreaking. Guess I better go ask Hyobu if he's looking for someone to be the thorn in his side.
voice;
[ She's all about cliches, if it wasn't obvious!! ]
Eeehh....... I don't think he would even want you, you're nothing without that helmet of yours. Eren-kun on the other hand, is the perfect soldier! To the point where he's so boring! Aren't you happy for him?
voice;
Didn't realize you cared about the military, Junko. You don't seem like the type.
voice;
Awwww!! ~ How cute, you think you actually know me! You knoooow, you've always thought that, always always always.... I can see it, in the gleam of your eyes! Eren-kun's already tasted some of my Despair, too! Tee-hee! He's like a cute little German Shepherd! Uwaah, you should be so happy for him... He's even got a collar to celebrate his status!
YA—AY!
voice;
He takes the phone away from his mouth so Junko can only hear bare whispers of what he says next. Ignoring her, he thinks, should get her mad and desperate. She thrives off attention, as he's come to find.]
Guess Kite did a number on his head. Figures. His sister is going to be pissed. Hope she doesn't slam my head against one of her blades.
voice;
[ He told her that he was injected with something, but she's not really going to tell Jason that. Her words are fairly ominous in itself, despite her upbeat and peppy tone. ] Thank you for telling me that, Jason-kun! I was wondering why that girl was screaming so beautifully when I showed her Eren-kun's ugly face...
voice;
You're all about making enemies, huh? Too bad I'm the only one with the balls to actually challenge you. Must get boring with just me.
voice;
i mean... even you're starting to lose your luster. [ And she adds, almost knowingly: ] but your helmet isn't, though.....
voice;
[He doesn't want to be "entertaining" for her.]
Anyway we're about done here. I'm going to find my helmet and debate cracking your head open with it. Any other gems you'd like to deposit before I hang up?
voice;
[ She shouts violently, soon laughing it off as if it never happened. ]
Everything I do always comes back full circle, it's so sad how you couldn't figure that out. Go ahead and ask Eren-kun in a couple! [ She quickly gasps. ] Whoops!! That's a spoiler, isn't it? So-rry!
Anyway... Good luck finding your helmet! Upupupupu... You're gonna need it.